Yap.
It's in my Naked "Green Machine" fruity drink.
As well as spirulina, chlorella, broccoli, spinach, garlic, barley grass, wheat grass, ginger and parsley.
But it tastes like apples and kiwi, with some mango, pineapple, and banana.

Yeeey, government now.

-sob-

<3

It's been a while.
I'm waiting outside of drawing 1 which I already passed in high school,eating much too salty pumpkin seeds.
I'm sleepy but I like the shaved sides of my head. They feel nice.

<3

We being Naomi, Zoe, Lindsay, and myself.
Mostly because we saw Johnny Depp live last night, playing with his bandmates, The Kids.
So.
Fucking.
Good.
I still have half hearing.


So here's the skinny.
Well, I guess the fattie, 'cause I don't feel like skimping on the events.

Lindsay picks Naomi and I up from my house at like.. 3.30 pm, at which time we go to Pompano and sit infront of Club Cinema for four hours. This.. raging lesbian ( I call her this in the most loving way, of course ) was sitting next to us in line. I learn her name is Hannah and she's here with her mom to see Johnny Depp as well - as most of the people are in the line. A Jack Sparrow impersonator trepses by and I find out Hannnah's a Virgo, tooo =3 and she's turning 19 this September.. 19th, I think it was. So we were talking about our signs and Lindsay kept bellowing through a rolled up program how I like vagina and she likes vagina and I like dick and vagina vagina vagina - hilarity <--<;

We finally get inside and it's like.. 7.30.
Na, Linz, Zoe, and I are RIGHT against the gate, 10-15 feet from the stage, right next to the speakers, and Hannah pops up next to me with her mom - yey, we got good standing places! =D But the night is far from over.

So we get through like.. four bands, the night wears on, Hannah and I are talking a bit more because the chicks shoved me next to her for my own benefit. A girl in VIP (who is pretty freakin' cute, might I add ) starts talking to me about my dreads, which - in retrospect - I am terribly glad I took the time to braid into my hair before we left. She's hanging around with this adorable scene boy ( like.. so fucking cute o-o ) and they're both great eye candy. xD
The speakers are so loud that we SERIOUSLY have to lean right into eachother's ears and yell. When our eardrums got too senstive for that, we'd type out texts and hold them out to read XD So great.
So we're hanging out, the bands are wearing on, mostly a lot of old guys - the VIP consists mostly of family members, which include a lot of kids ( like Natalie, the cute VIP chick ). So we're rocking out - kind of - and feelings faint because we probably stood so long with our knees locked.
It's 11 pm and the chances of getting out of there at 12.30 are looking extremely slim, for there were still 4 or 5 bands minus The Kids and each one gets about a half hour of play time - sweet goddd.
So we're waiting and we're waiting.
Hannah shows me a text - "I'd rather be making out with a chick in the bathroom than sit through these next bands"
And I'm thinking ".. orly.. e---e"
So I show her one "Would it be too forward or too soon to ask for your number?"
She laughs and types it in for me - so DING, first number of the night.
Then I'm textin' her "So.. bathroom, huh?"
"Are you into that..?"
"Motherfuck yeah."

I guess she didn't get it the first time, so she sent "Are you into that" again, which I showed her "motherfuck yeah" instead of waiting for the message to bounce off the satellite over to her.
She laughed and was liek "Do you want to..?"
And I'm liek "Is that a question?"
And then we start trying to actually talk to eachother, which is more like mouthing, and she's liek "Do you want me..?"
So I lean into her ear and I'm liek "Yes." And I bit her earlobe and she's laughing and I'm thinking to myself "Jesus, I'm a slut."
... because you can't deny the obvious.
It gets worse.

So I'm laughing and nudging her and she's laughing and nudging back and I type
"So really? You want to?"
"I would, but my mom's here."
"Just say I need help finding the bathroom" -- 'cause I honestly don't know where it is.
She laughs and we're nudging eachother again and then she's liek
"No, I can't I can't leave her."
And I'm liek "fine fine fine" ~grumble~
Might I mention she has a lip piercing and sandy brown hair that she shoves over to one side.. I really think she's cute D=
So then she just.. dips. xD Like I guess she went to get her mom some water or something.
So I've taken Lindsay's spot ('cause she wanted to go sit down - she wasn't feeling well ) and I start talking to the girl in VIP again - Natalie - wondering if she and the pretty scene boy are together or what.
She says that they pretty much just met, their parents are friends, blah blah blah.
I tell her to get on it, and she laughs and says she likes me.
I laugh and tell her I like her, too, 'cause boys and girls appeal to me.
At which point she says she's bisexual, too.
TEEHEE.
xD
So we're talking more and I'm tellin' her she needs to figure out what pretty boy likes and then get him alone to use it against him ( XD sorry, boys ) and she's liek "Yeah, but he won't go anywhere with me" at which point I suggest trying to hang out with him later.
At any rate, I asked her how she got into VIP and that's when she told us she was the daughter of a guitarist in Slyder, one of the old man bands, and so I kinda left it for dead. I realize I actually need to go to the bathroom, so I tell her I'll talk to her later.
And DING. Second number of the night. XDDDD
Work it, work itttt.

But I go to the bathroom after Lindsay tries to come back from sitting down and this crazy old lady shoves her out of the way, saying that Lindsay was never up there in the first place and that Linz was trying to take my spot and stupid shit like that.
Might I mention this woman spilled her drink on me a few times, too.
So me, being the peace keeper, I tell the lady she can have my spot, just let Lindsay back up there.
The lady takes my spot and I step back into a ring of three rather tall, attractive boys, who are pretty fucking nice, so I'm not complaining too much XD
The lady says that we can trade off so I can get pictures of Johnny but I pretty much abandoned hope of awesome pictures.
There were a lot of tall people in VIP and Johnny was apparently going to be on the other side of the stage to play.
Booo.

So I trek to the bathroom, which there is a struggle for toilet paper ( concert tip for chicks: pick up extra napkins or tissues or bring some from home just in case of toilet paper emergency which there will most likely be later in the night - unless the club has their shit together ) and end up talking to a really cute blonde chick about hair coloring.
She said she adored my dreads, knew she couldn't pull it off, but wanted really light pink streaks because she agreed with what I said - she seemed a bit cupcake.
That's my current term for sweet-looking little blond girls - they're cupcake. xD
I told her she should definitely get some pink streaks 'cause it would be adorable and then got lost getting back to general admission D=
Lindsay kept texting me "We can get into VIP, I just need to find a cigarette."
Which apparently she did.
AND SO.
WE DID.
O____O


YES, MY FRIENDS.
THIS IS CORRECT.
We snuck into VIP XDD WINNN.
Hannah grinned at me, the old crazy lady congratulated me, the three tall boys pointed and laughed and one of them flicked us off, at which point I blew him a kiss xDD
I hugged Natalie and kissed her on the cheek, when she grabbed me and kissed me on the cheek back - yey forceful girls XDD - and hugged her mom and I think the scene boy's mom 'cause they were integral parts in this.
At first, I reaaally wanted to chicken out. I don't like those kinds of things, sneaking around where security are and the like D= It makes me squeamish.
Just thinking about it makes my chest tighten.
But anyways.. I leaned over the gate, pretending to chat to Zoe - 'cause I'm sure EVERYONE was WATCHING my WONDERFUL ACTING. xD - and she took the bracelet and through security.
And BAM.
We are WITHIN the 10 feet of where Johnny Depp will be playing in like.. a half hour. Ohhhh my goddddd..

WHAAADDERRRR.
So we're waiting and I'm holding the program over one of my wrists just in case though no one is looking IN the VIP crowd for bracelets, but I'm paranoid anyway.
It's like.. 12.30, almost 1, and FINALLY. The Kids take the stage.
It instantly gets packed on our side of the stage, stiflingly so, and there's this one SUPER tall guy who's right against the stage, Na is right behind him to his left, a couple people and then Lins is to their right, Zoe and I get shoved in the back and then packed against the dividing fence like sardines.
Then, this fucking incognito security guy is practically sitting in my lap, guarding the camera lady, who really didn't need guarding, I don't think, and people are trying to push past us to get out and Zoe and I are liek "DIE D="
So bad.

BUT JOHNNY WAS ON THE STAGE.
Being all cute in his holey dull blue t-shirt with a pocket that looked terribly comfy, wearing two leather belts and a blue flannel tied about his hips over his blue jeans.. mmm.. Johnny Depp.
He didn't look old at all.
He looked like a guy in a band.
And it was.. great.
He had a bit of a beard and a moustache, hair hanging in his face, growing a bit sweaty as time passed, excusably so - it made everything even more real.
By this time, it's 2, 2.30, and not only are we deaf and pleased, but we're tired as fuh.

Na and Lindsay weaved their way out and Zoe and I followed suit, literally squeezing our way between bodies, though thankfully we were able to breathe. I gave Natalie's mom and Natalie's mom's friend and Natalie big thank you hugs for getting us backstage and right as I turn to leave, Nat grabs my face and kisses me square on the lips before Zoe tugs me away.
I leave the VIP area wide eyed and laughing - best. XD
SHE'S CAKE, MIGHT I ADD.
XDDDD
15. I told her I (pretty much) was 18 and everything.
Jesusss. xD
Yey cake =D
And so we dip.

Lindsay got more pictures and videos than you could shake 20 sticks at, so I'll link you to those when they're up.
I'm working on getting my pictures to download off my phone, but they won't do it D<
So.. post those later.
Ermnnn, yeah.

So we get outta there back to Lindsay's car and we all decide we need REFRESHMENT because we've been standing and screaming for over 8 hours and Hannah tells me that she's at the Walgreen's down the street, so we go there.
Hannah hurt her ankle when she was gate-diving during Blank Tape - the opening band comprised of cake-boys (seckseh =D) - poor thing almost got ripped apart by a guard.
So I bought the girls sodas 'cause I'm nice and we talked to Hannah for a couple minutes before we decided we were much too tired to stick around.
So I gave her a hug goodbye and we went hoooome.

It was a good night, my friends. =3
A goooood niiiight.

<3<3<3

SWEEEEEET.
I would DEFINITELY be ALL of that.
Minus my patronus being a dog - I'm really don't like dogs at all.
It'd probably beeeee.. mnn.. A SPHYNX? JAJAJAJA.
And I probably wouldn't be a bank worker.
Stolen from Jess
<3

CHRISTMAHANUKWAANZISOLSTICE.

=x

You know you love it.

IT HAS BEEN SPECULATED THAT JESUS WAS A VAMPIRE!

I mean, look at him with his mass coven of followers! He wanted them to drink his blood, not to mention eat his body, converting them into his minions!
On Easter, it is said he rose from the dead, as most people believe is the sign of a vampire.

How fucking funny is that?

If I offended anyone, I didn't mean to xD But you must admit - People would like Jesus a bit more if they knew he was a vampire, methinks.

<3<3

Herro =x That wasn't one of them, but.. it starts with H. xDD Anyways. I'm really just being terribly and inconsolably oblivious to my current situation -- LMFAO, THE SONG I'M LISTENING TO JUST SAID THE SNOW IS SNOWING. WOW. REALLY? DOES SNOW NOT REALLY SNOW OFTEN? Anyways. I don't know why I have all of this weird fuckin' Christmas music on my compu -- I'm really just going through and deleting them, but I'm straying from my point.

Leave a comment and I'll give you a letter if you want one =x It's just amusing. ( "I need no overcoat, I'm burning with looove" -- XDD )

Hentai -- Is really good. I mean, look at Kakashi up there. He sure as hell likes it e--e ( OMFG I JUST CLICKED THIS SONG AND IT'S THE ORCHESTRAL EDITION OF "MY HEART WILL GO ON" FROM TITANIC I LOVE ITTTTT. ~keepage~ )

Helena -- like the MCR song. I love. MCR. As you've probably noticed. I mean, I'm usually listening to them whenever I post.

Harp -- LIKE THE AMAZING HARP PLAYING IN MY EARS TO THE EVER-SO-FAMILIAR TUNE OF "MY HEART WILL GO ON". Sweet god, I never realized how amazing this song was.

Holidays -- I can't. Wait. Until we're finally out of school for the holidays. Exams are next week and fuck am I so NOT excited. Banana hammoc. I like holidays.

Halloween -- my favorite holiday e------e SO GOOD. It's just that - so good.

Hiver -- Winter in French. =x Lmfao.

Helios -- the God of the Sun ( Apollo? ); also the white pegasus/boy from Sailor Moon <3<3<3 HE HAD A GOLDEN HORN LAWL. God, do I love Sailor Moon e--------e

Hexagon -- a shape with six sides <---< ( Bit tried for H's, huh? XD )

Harry Potter -- Good movie, good books, BETTER FANFICS AND RPs. OMFG. THANK YOU, JK ROWLING. xDDDD

Homework -- SUCKS. ASS. All I really have to do is study, but all of my classes have given me like.. atleast three pages each to pore over and QUITE FRANKLY I'M NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.

So I'll stall and justify it by telling myself I'm making Christmas presents... Which.. I am, but.. <--< I could be studying.

Fuck that =p

DON'T JUMP IN THE POOL, PLEASE.

<3

Oh fuck yeah.

I rode my bike for two hours.
I almost ran into a lake.
I raced a storm.
I can't feel my legs.
And now I dance like a leetle elf.


Fear my skills.

<x3 <-- I sewed it back together. P.s. So you can tell her everything about me but I can't tell her you cut..? If my phone worked, I'd call you.

I like brushing my teeth in the shower. I don't know why. But some how - miraculously - toothpaste got in my eye .__. My eye was cold.

I remember one of my friends telling me she liked to cry in the shower if she felt the need to cry and I've been thinking exactly why you'd pick the shower.

1 - No one will see you. You're taking a goddamn shower, thus, privacy.
2 - Even if they DID see you, the water would cover up your tears, leaving you plenty of room to give the shocked angry "Get out mah shower" look without the vulnerability of tear-stains on your cheeks.

Well. There's my speculation.

Good night

<3

I have a large stick..

And I want to hit something with it..

Really. Bad.

ANYONE CARE FOR A STICK FIGHT. =x

<3

The Mouth of the Rat – Police on Monday continued to investigate a collision that killed a 16-year-old bicyclist over the weekend.

Officers said the fatal crash occurred at Glades Road and St. Andrews Boulevard around 8:23 p.m. on Saturday while the driver of a Mitsubishi SUV -- Audrey K. Ives-Smith, 47, of Wellington -- was westbound on Glades.

At the same time, Ryan Hruska was northbound on St. Andrews on his Huffy bicycle.

At the intersection, police said, the front of the Mitsubishi collided with the right side of the bike.

Hruska was pronounced at Delray Medical Center a short time later.


Ryan.
December 2nd, 2006
You fuck. I miss you so much already, and it's only been an hour since I learned of your tragedy... You poor boy. You poor, beautiful boy. I'm sorry I yelled at you for dumbing yourself down and switching schools, though I wish you stayed with us. Oh, Ryan.. I hope you're okay 'up there'.. strangling puppies.. or pointing and screaming "He's drowning!" Oh my god, do I love you T---T You're the only one who could go out riding a pink Huffy. I can't even taste my Dr. Pepper. I've been crying since I heard you died from Victor. Please, let this be a cruel, terrible, practical joke. Haha.. hidden cameras, you saw Emily break down in tears, funny funny.

Can you come online and laugh at me now..?
Please..?



Ryan Hruska, I love you and I'll miss you so much.

<3<3<3<3<3<3

I made the most amazing bracelets to send to my 'aunt' who got suckered into making a school store for Christmas at her kids' elementary school.

They say "Drug <3 Free", "Dare", "Truth", "Smart", "Sweet", "Mom", "Dad", "Cheez<3Wiz", "Muffin", and "I <3 Satan."

HOW FUCKING AWESOME IS THAT. xDD
I AM A GOD OF AMAZING.

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but, ah, toot toot.


..

It's funnier when Naomi says it =/

LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE
<3

In alphabetical order:

- Adrian
- air
- Alex
- Amanda
- Andrew
- Anime
- Anime Club
- Art
- Asja
- Aunts
- Band
- Bee
- beds
- being born
- being born in this day and age
- blood
- boobs?
- cameras ( of all sorts )
- Cell phones
- Chinese Food
- color
- condensation
- The Constitution
- computers
- Cosplaying
- Cousins
- creativity
- Dad
- Dan
- Dave
- David
- decision making
- Diego
- diversity
- drag queens
- Ducky
- Dylia
- electricity
- Eli
- everything.
- Evolutionism
- Family
- Fashion
- Food
- Gaby
- the Gameboy SP
- garbage men
- Gerard Way
- Grandparentals
- headphones
- hentai
- holidays
- Ilana
- Internet
- Jade
- Jay
- Jenners
- Jon
- Josh
- Juliano
- KATZEH.
- Keith
- Kimmeh
- Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories ( so.. life-sucking.. o---o )
- Lindsay
- Livejournal premade layouts ( ISN'T IT THE CUTEST. =x )
- literacy
- Lo ( even if she doesn't bother to talk to me anymore T--T )
- Malls
- Manga
- Marching bands
- Mark ( not the big guy =x )
- masturbation
- Mermaid Blu make up o--o ( even if it cost 21.50$ ~twitch~ )
- Michael ( whom I'm stalking )
- Michan
- Mom
- the moon ( more important than the sun =x )
- morals
- movies
- music
- My Chemical Romance
- Myspace? o--o
- mythology
- Nailpolish
- Naomi
- Natascha
- night time
- Opportunities
- Oral secks?! o--o
- People
- Pop culture
- procreation
- Q
- RJ
- RP
- Ryan
- safety goggles
- Sailor Moon!
- Schooling
- Sharpie markers
- Stephany
- the sun
- sunglasses
- teachers
- technology
- the Thanksgiving Macy's Parade <3
- TV
- Twinthings
- Uncles
- The United States of America
- Villex
- Vince
- warmth
- Whitee
- The world


*list subject to change.

Happy Thanksgiving <3

Herro.
=x

I'm at Jade's. I've been here since after school yesterday.

We went to the mall yesterday, Asj, Jade, Kimmeh, and I. Uneventful. We ran around and Jade got some salad and a terrible-tasting bottle of green tea. Blech. x--X

I had a weird dream last night, though. That.. There was this guy and it was Halloween or something and we were running around all hectic and stuff, trying to get ready, trying to go. But I really wanted him, yanno? =x And I knew I was dating RJ and it was kinda weird anddd.. I think that plays on a great insecurity I have.

I'm pretty sure RJ's gonna last, but what if I start craving the swinger life again? What if I can't control myself?

What I have with RJ is beautiful. It's amazing how easy it is to talk to eachother and it's so nice and it makes things easier. A lot easier. But.. I don't know. That was like.. part of Emily. Being boy-crazy/persuing it.

I donno. .--.;;

Forget it.

So I'm still at Jade's and pizza's coming.
We've been watching TV all day.
Ella Enchanted and Hook and Degrassi. I never realized how enthralling that show was =x

EEK. O--O
The wall behind me, the paint's pushed up from having the chair shoved against it and the paints peeling and I want to pick at it >--<

Herlkjalksd.

I donno what's going on.
Just confused I supposed e--e;;
I want to draw.

<3

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)	Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Moderate

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

That's how it goes o--o

So I just turned off the fan.. 'cause I'm cool like that.

Today was.. a day. A half day, to be more precise. Naomi was supposed to come over around 7:30 am so we could go to C-net breakfast, but her alarm didn't go off =x So I slept for another hour e---e and then I had the best breakfast in the world.

Seven fishsticks and 2 double-chocolate poptarts.

Awesome, miriet? If you didn't agree, you can go.. eat.. something that's a lot more gross. >--< So I sat and watched Rugrats while munching upon fishsticks and poptarts. Simply amazing.. Dude <--< Where are my brothers.. it's definitely almost 5. And they definitely go out of school a while ago. Perhaps they're at their friends'... Anyways o--o;

I went to school then. In corporate casual. XDDD That phrase amuses me. Corporate casual. I don't even know. It's just great. SWEET GOD, STOP THE STRAYING.

So I went to school in corporate casual with RJ's trig book, but of course he didn't come to school. So I neat folded all his papers and the book is currently in my locker. Ew, RJ's papers are just.. all over the place. I have half a mind to steal his 'back-pack' (sports bag .__. He keeps ALL his work with his sweaty gym clothes all the time >--<) and put all the papers in some sort of order.
Of course, all my hard work would be for naught, but what can you do?
We live for the moment.

So I neatly folded his papers and put them in his trig book and put the book in my locker, so he'll get it tomorrow, I guess. He hasn't seen it since Tuesday XD Poor kid.

In first period (Eng III Hon) we started going over Emily Dickinson poems andddd.. we were assigned poems with a group of two other people than thyself. Kyle, Sarah, and I were assigned "I Heard a Fly Buzz When I Died-" or something like that XD GUESS WHAT THE FIRST LINE IS. Anyways. We have to analyze it and all this nonsense and give a little presentation. My language teacher sure as hell enjoys 'little presentations'. I'm sick of them already.

Second period - French II - We hurried through vocab words and homework and other work.. It was a flurry of nonsense o--o Of course, all French is.

Third period came along quick, seeing as each class is only a half an hour. American History Honors has a lot of hype, but I haven't found it too interesting.. I mean, it's interesting, but not interesting, yanno..? I can follow along, but I don't bother to study.. though I really never bother to study o--O; I'm awesome like that. I love and hate my history class all at once. It's funny, but the extent of amusement is menial.
It's really only amusing because of the small gaggle of giggling girls - obnoxious, "preppy" - in the left hand side of the room. I have my little darlings - Ciara, Lexi - right around me and we kinda pick on them. The gaggle. Because they're loud and annoying and quite frankly it's not hard to pick on them. o--o
That's it ~shrug~

So that was over and I went to Algebra II and sat there and listened to some nonsense or another about probabilities. Amazing. Enthralling. If you're still reading right now, I applaud you. 'Cause I've looked back a little bit/analyzed what I'm recounting and sweet god. It is boring. Bear with me, sixth period was somewhat amusing.

Fifth period, band, blah blah blah numbered measures, Russian Christmas Music, Tempered Steel, etc. and so forth.

Sixth period. Computer Applications I. Easiest goddamn class. Well, if you can use a computer/have the patience to go through much to simple processes in Microsoft Word. Yeap. So I'm sitting there, trying to open my work from the school-provided, outdated-but-effective floppy disk, but the goddamn computer won't let me. So the teacher moves me to another computer. I go to use the mouse but.. it doesn't have any buttons o--o Somebody ripped the fucking buttons off.
Who the fuck does that? Sure, I can understand if you hate computers. I can understand if you hate the school system. I can understand if you hate the class. But it's a goddamn mouse. Other people have to use it. Stop acting like a fucking middle schooler. I'm sure you're reading this if you ripped those buttons off of the mouse at computer station 18. Especially if you hate computers.
So I have to open up a whole new mouse and that's just fine. I click Open and the harddrive documents pop up. The class thinks it's hilarious to save empty documents with stupid titles onto the harddrive. IE - Mike is a hairy ass bear; Tsz wants to fight Jovadi; Thalia is typing these - what have you.
They try to incorporate me into their nonsense because I'm a Satanist and people are scared of what they don't understand, so they must try to hurt and/or anger the things they don't understand. Anyways, what they've put about me so far (because it's all about me and I'm important and you wouldn't be reading this if you didn't want to hear about me and my insignificant pieces of obligatory nonsense) have gone along the lines of:
- Emily loves Satan
- Emily is the reincarnation of Satan
- Emily casts spells on people
- Look at what Emily's wearing (bondage skirts, red/black footless tights, green fishnet knee-highs XD)
- Emily cast a spell on Nash so he would be gay
And today..
- Emily is wearing a bullet proof vest

WHAT. THE. FUCK. XDDDDDDDDD
I goddamn love the people in that class. They're so fucking stupid. xDD
So yeah. I laughed at that. Then Casey unleashed this "fart spray" shit on the class. Omfg. It smelt like someone vomited up their lunch of dead babies and egg McMuffins, compressed it until they got the pure essence of it, added some shitty ass perfume and water to it, bottled it and sold it to joke stores. It was so gross. I honestly started to gag >--< So that was nasty. as. fuck.
We're leaving the classroom and he's spraying it all over the place in the hall >---
In Chemistry, the day was pretty much over but we had a test on electron configuration. I honestly have at LEAST one test every day of the week. Seriously. It's kind of gay. Whatever. So I wrote out the configurations of Bromine and all that nonsense. The whole 1s²2s²2p⁶3s²3p⁶ gheyity >--<
Ptch.  It's amazing. I know. Not really. So I get out of school, hallelujah, take a few minutes to finish up two questions I didn't get to complete in History then go about my merry way. My mom was there like.. when I got through the hedge, so I didn't have to wait at Publix. Kinda nice =x
Got home, did homework, read some of the Scarlet Letter then did more homework. Enchanting. THERE ARE A LOT OF LARGE WORDS IN THAT BOOK.

If you ever steal my book and look through it, all the little orange words are the words that I didn't know at the time. There are at least two on each page.

SO THERE'S MY NOVEL OF A DAY ABOUT NOTHING I HOPE YOU LIKED IT HAHAHA. o---o

I hope we go to Sushi Jazz tonight =x

<3

I haven't posted in the forevers! =x I know. You're amazed. Anyways. I'm bored. Tired. Don't really know what to do..
The blissful kinda bored, though, yanno? Like you're content with not doing anything except slouching in your computer chair, typing with headphones on.. even if there isn't any sound coming through them.

There could be sound, I just haven't put it into motion. Because I'm blissfully bored.

LAWL. POKE'MON REMIX. OMFG. Do it, Interabang. YOU'RE OKAY BY ME =x

Do it.

~half an hour later~

SWEAR TO SHAKE IT UP IF YOU SWEAR TO LISTEN.

<--<

Anyways. I like things.

Like Dr. Pepper.

I would be philosophical about my adoration of the 23-flavored soft drink of my affections, but I can't really go into it with the vein over the bridge of my nose twitching periodically. I can see it there.. beind annoying. It knows it's being annoying.. THE NOSE KNOWS. O___O

I am not. Weird.
Okay?

LOVE LOVE LOVE.

<3

How to properly eat some one out

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CF*!!
FTW!?

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CF: when something is beyong XD-funny range. Can mean:
- crab fins
- cunt fuck
- coagulated frankenfurters
- car filament
- calimari fun
- crappy forts
- courageous fingers
- etc..

She was having a bad day.
And I was pretty much watching her all of first hour.
So I end up writing two poems.
Sooooooo..
Here they are..
Hope you fell better, Michan <3

Complex
Quiet and uncaring
in a world full of lies,
Anger's flowing through her
ebbing in her eyes.

Her hair hangs in her face
as she tries not to cry.
I only wish I could help.
She only wishes to die.

I'm sorry I didn't ask,
but I figured you wouldn't tell.
I'm sorry I didn't ask
what tainted your perfect hell.

I hope in the end you notice
that blood doesn't lie.
Hurting yourself only helps
the people who made you cry.




This Haze of Anger
This hungry silence only squelched
from the scrawling of my pen.
Today our table's angry and
I'm not being a good friend.

Instad I'm sitting - writing
down everything I see
and through that haze of anger
I wonder if you see me.

I'm really not ignoring you.
I'm sure you've caught me staring.
But what my useless staring means
is that I don't know how to be caring.

Now you're pushing your nails into your palm..
Relishing the pain?
Does it make you feel better?
Closer to something sane?

That is so typical.
I'm sorry - but it's true.
Apparentally this haze of anger
has only blinded you.


So.. there's some gay. Hoped you like it or something.
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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I helped kumagoro hide a body (-173 points). In March neetriht and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Saturday I gave lopeta a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Friday I helped dancerofflames see the light (8 points). Last week I bought porn for silenteternity (10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-210 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, eatingyoureyes

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I SO BOUGHT PRON FOR ZE MICHELLES.
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For Lon:

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Sunday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In January I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last week I turned twinklepug in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In July I pushed platformnine in the mud (-17 points). Last Monday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Overall, I've been nice (341 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike! Sincerely, ilanajacqueline

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For Jess:

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In March I helped evadne_noel hide a body (-173 points). Last week I bought porn for themidnightmare (-10 points). Last Sunday oldwolf and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In June I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Tuesday I pulled modrene_shaman's hair (-5 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-253 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, dancerofflames

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Yeah.
So.
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
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